I'll keep saying Merry Christmas until another country celebrates "the Holidays" on the Moon; on account of the United States of America, as of this date, is the only country to have done so...pass the eggnog.
Back in the day, every single salesperson worth his or her quota carried a Franklin planner. Heck, I think HP, IBM, and Canon gave every rep a planner and the "Seven Habits..." in lieu of a PC and printer.
Instead of checking smartphones and pecking the qwerty, we'd unzip and unfold our cool, custom binders, jot down notes, check off tasks, and review calendars. And by 'jot' I mean, write down...with a pen or pencil...on paper even.
"...sometimes, reps would copy entire months, off the glass, and submit these "reports" to management..."
Scheduling the next appointment was in real-time, face to face, and "...if it didn't make it in my Franklin, it didn't exist..."
Business cards were stuffed in plastic sleeves for easy access and we wrote down phone numbers.
No. Really...we did.
At the end of the day or week, one might review the past and plan future action items or follow-up tasks. Again, we wrote on paper. More advanced users would apply sticky notes, and custom forms. (show-offs)
Leadership loved these things.
Old-school sales managers would surprise audit your Franklin, checking for scheduled meetings over the next couple of weeks - funnel review included handing your planner over to your manager.
Sometimes...and get this...sometimes, reps would copy entire months, off the glass, and submit these "reports" to management. Penny a click, penny a click...
So here's my plan.
If every single HP, Lexmark, Xerox, Canon, Ricoh, Epson, Samsung, Muratec, or Memjet, sales rep indeed, if every sales, branch, or district manager, each VP, AVP, and C-Suite employee in every manufacturer and dealer ordered a Franklin planner today, the industry would lead by example. The industry would save itself.
For this to work, The 'Planner' must be the required tool for funnel reviews and account planning. Follow me here...if the industry is serious about saving itself by repeating the same mistakes over and over, it should drink its own champagne and regress back to paper.
Move off Outlook, turn off the carphones. Get back to alphanumeric pagers, pink phone message pads, and overhead transparencies.
Fewer screens, more carbon paper.
Worried about productivity? Hear meetings without beeps, whistles, and tweeting sounds. No more heads buried in a keyboard checking Facebook during your copier technology roadmap presentation.
Nirvana...truly.
Go full tilt. Stop "selling the cloud" and referring to yourself as a technology company - everybody knows you're just trying to make your MFDs relevant.
Do you want relevance? Move your entire ordering process back to paper.
CRM? Yeah, it's a 1-30 tickler file. Slide deck? Sure, it is a deck of real slides.
If the industry wants to return to the hey-days of 1986, I say, put your value prop where your toner bottle is and get rid of your digital technology.
I dare you. I double-dog, dare you. I can't wait to see the direct reps sporting pleather binders and a return of the receptionist!
Require your professional salespeople to scan their Franklin at 7:00 AM and again at 5:30PM. Penny a click, penny a click...
While you are at it, bring back the original QWERTY and put the receptionist to work, typing up proposals. And yes, make 20 copies for every meeting. Penny a click, penny a click...
"Receptionist Wanted: Must type 120 words per minute and be versed in grammar."
Gosh, the possibilities are endless...
Satire -
We all know nobody in the imaging industry is going to lead into the past by giving up all their paper-reducing technology.
I guess the big question is, how can they expect their clients to do so?
Four years ago, if you told me I would be in Oconomowoc, Wi, helping a VAR go national and rediscovering the future of office print - I would have slugged you in the head.
Well, this is PRECISELY the situation I find myself in. In a land of fried cheese, beer, and cities named after Indians.
"Sassenach"
Through the hoopla, laughter, and tears, when I look back to 2011, I can't help but shake my head, roll my eyes and ask,
It's been so long, I had forgotten about this little paperback - thank the copier gods for old buddies to remind me of past lives.
I don't care if he read it, the picture is worth cases of book sales.
The book is available on iBooks, which is cool and Amazon, of course:
Believe me, I'm not retiring on this and I don't necessarily believe it is all that good. But, the seal has been broken. I've got enough content bouncing around to fill a large volume with funny, real world sales and copier stunts.
11/2015 Mergers, acquisitions, sell-outs and less paper. 2016 will see the beginning of the End.
More signs. The tipping point is in your rearview mirror, if this is news to you, it's too late.
Today, Xerox may be running out of ink with quarter after quarter of declining technology business. They've also decided to scrap the wax.
Lexmark, after years of building a portfolio of MPS contracts is finally ready to sell out.
HP, the thickest of the thick, is splitting into two. HPG, (HP Inc.) can now move quicker and turn their profits into R/D for print. Will this five billion dollar start-up be the last print vendor standing? Can the old Printelligent model work? Mother Blue has been adding vans almost as fast as she's laid off employees. She has an impressive array of services, and a behemoth of a team ready to take the argument to the streets - direct.
Samsung may gobble up Nuance, enhancing a practically non-existent MpS program.
The independent channel continues to shrink and evolve. Just this week, Loffler joined the Xerox dealer channel and Marco cashes in, selling to an equity firm.
On top of all this, the American Forest & Paper Association released their yearly report stating, "...total printing-writing paper shipments were down 4% in September as compared to September 2014." The same report a year earlier sited a 7% drop from 2013 to 2014.
Taken individually, the list has one dimension.
But observed from a distance, and just to the side, these points reveal a multi-dimensional reality: The deluge is here.
Knee deep in a receding surf for the last 18 months the final Wave is coming. If you haven't sold or gotten out the only choice you have is to hunker down and hope for the best.
So what does it mean?
The End is just the beginning...ask yourself this one question,
"If office print disappeared tomorrow, what would I be doing the day after?"
Whatever answer you come to, you are absolutely correct.
At the end of the day or week, one might review the past and plan future action items or follow-up tasks. Again, we wrote on paper. More advanced users would apply sticky notes, and custom forms. (show-offs)
Move off Outlook, turn off the carphones. Get back to alphanumeric pagers, pink phone message pads, and overhead transparencies.
