Friday, July 15, 2011

ApesWillRise - Forget the Machines...

Why do we mess with Mother Nature, eh?

Well, I'll tell you why - you see what the movie doesn't explain is the chimps and apes were being modified to become better MpS schleps. That's right, the best way to make MpS so easy a chimp can do it, was to improve upon the chimp, not make MpS simpler.

Ergo, Caesar, leader of the MpS chimps.

Its true.  After so many failed attempts to implement the 'F6 Protocol', otherwise known as the one button assessment-proposal-quarterly business review generator, the super suppliers of the day turned to something more hideous.  Switching from combining databases, creating algorithms and automating selling, these companies invested R/D dollars in perfecting the MpS Sales Person.

Unlike Captain America, failed lab-chimps(Abby Normal?) became recombinant DNA test patients via augmented, third party toner infusions.

The results were devastating.

"Get your stinking paws off my printer, you damn, dirty ape!"

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